A kick in the nuts from Walter Blunt

Just cheap shots today – the drinking kind. Drink whatever cauterizes your wounds:

More men than women are homicide victims when the killing happens at a workplace – unless the killer knows the victim. Kind of puts that whole Virginia Shooter saying “bitch” before opening fire into focus, doesn’t it?

And one more thing, anyone who thinks that what happened in Virginia has anything to do with the Black Lives Matter movement deserves a kick in the testicles by Walter Blunt.

#BlackChargesMatter

Rock on, Dust Lady.

Ted Cruz sounds like a hijacker.

Jeremy spoke in class today.

You need to take this with a grain of salt as the website in question uses some questionable tactics, but it does suggest that Ronald Reagan was negotiating with terrorists even before he became President.

In the Navy, you can sail the solar seas…

Trump vs. Bernie Sanders – Ann Coulter is right about something? (I have my umbrella with me to avoid falling pig shit).

Be all that you can be – starting May 2016.

Girlfriend, you are just a Drama Queen.

At least he didn’t say “Me so Horny!”

Apparently there is such a thing as douchebag rehab.

Even I didn’t guess that it was a place that has a single dish with the same fat content as FIVE KFC DOUBLE DOWNs.

Does anyone else out there hear Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” whenever Donald Trump speaks?

I don’t usually give credence to this sort of thing, but even I have to admit that it’s an interesting theory.

Tougher gun laws? Are you MAD sir?

Pot, meet Kettle.

“we look forward to advising Rupert Murdoch on his next visit to the optician…”

Grace Jones is still the most punk Bond Girl E.V.A.R!!!

Face it CNN, you’re whores.

“Go back to Univision?” how about you Go back to The Apprentice? Oh wait, it was cancelled. How about Go back to Park Place then?

Throwing the first pitch.

And now a moment of Zen: