It’s Friday so it’s time for some more CHEAP SHOTS!
(Tequila!)
How very White
of you Joe.
There was a little
girl in California who was bussed to school.
Analyzing being
a centrist (which I’m not).
I handle numbers for a living, and I’ve said many times that
I
just don’t see how Trump carried Ohio, Wisconsin, or
Pennsylvania.
In this sentence you will not find a link to The Washington
Post, or The New York Times. They’re good newspapers, mostly, but they are far
too biased towards the East Coast. I find that neither one of them are talking
about Mayor Pete’s best moment of the night; when asked who we need to mend
fences with first he pointed out that we don’t yet know who Trump will piss off
between now and the end of 2020.
Chris Matthews is really a
horse’s ass.
Can do what
on 5th avenue now and get away with it?
Another reason to be afraid
of Americans.
You should know how to make a Tequila Sunrise. Now that the
song is in your head, please note that you MUST use Agave Tequila. 95% of all
Tequila sold in the U.S. is NOT Agave. It’s the shit you use to get frat boys
drunk and sailors wasted at Mardi Gras. Agave tequila is a smooth, wonderful
drink. All others might get you into a bar fight. Thing is, you have to search
for it. In San Francisco, for example, there is only one bar that serves it. I
could do without the cherry, but that’s just me.
Ingredients
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger tequila
3/4 cup freshly squeezed orange juice
ice cubes
1/2 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger grenadine syrup
1 slice orange, for garnish
1 maraschino cherry for garnish
Directions
Stir or shake together tequila and orange juice. Fill a
chilled 12 ounce glass with ice cubes; pour in orange juice mixture. Slowly pour
in the grenadine, and allow it to settle to the bottom of the glass (be
patient). Garnish with a slice of orange, and a maraschino
cherry.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong.
More reasons to never
live in Florida.
And because I love you, a fun Beatles cover by one hell of a
band (and backing band):
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