So how was that one day of Dictatorship?

Here's a list of published on the new/old guy's first day in office. You know, the one where he promised to be a Dictator:

• Renamed Mt. Denali as Mt. McKinley. No one wanted this. No one.
• Renamed the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America. I think Mexico has to agree to this, don't they? They won't. Neither will anyone else. It makes us look like we're 12 years old.
• Renamed Drug Cartels as Terrorist Organizations. We're going to invade Mexico. Mark my words.
• End DEI as a hiring practice, which is against federal law and means only hire white people.
• He actually signed two orders for this.
• Declared Transgenderism as false, and that the gender you're assigned at birth is the one you have to keep. Someone please let Chaz Bono know. Or Wendy Carlos (google her - she transitioned before most of us were born).
• And oh yes, there are only two genders. He says so. Fuckable and non-fuckable.
• DOGE, DOGE, DOGE, DOGE, DOGE
• America First is now to be official Diplomatic Policy. We called these folks Nazi's when I was young.
• No one who disagrees with US Policy should be let into the country. I wonder how that's going to affect the UN?
• Destroy the Alaskan Wilderness for oil and gas that we don't need.
• Kick out every single undocumented person in our borders, and not let any back in or any new ones in.
• Dismissed all existing Tariffs implemented under the Biden Administration.
• Set up a department to collect all tariffs imposed going forward, an "External Revenue Service". Never mind that tariffs are not collected from foreign companies but from the people who buy foreign products.
• Sets up a Homeland Security Infrastructure that takes power and decision-making away from the Joint Chiefs and gives it to a Presidentially appointed civilian board. What could possibly  go wrong when those decision makers are all people who have previously made a living as telling people that they are experts (on TV) but without experience (in reality).
• Realign all foreign aid, and pause existing aid, to realign with new America First policies. Sorry Gaza.
• Suspended all off-shore wind farm projects. All of them. Your energy bill is going up.
• Oh, and we have an energy supply emergency (we blame Biden for this non-existent problem), so say goodbye to the Endangered Species Act.
• Say goodbye to the Civil Service. We knew that one was coming.
• Promoting Beautiful Civic Architecture? What the fuck does this one even mean? Are all Federal buildings going to need to be painted that shit-tinged yellow he calls gold?
• Bring back the Federal Death Penalty, and reimpose it on all those Biden commuted to Life Sentences. Force the manufacture of lethal injection drugs and make certain that every state has them. That includes you, California.
• Force California to re-route its water. He blames the fire response on this, even though it wasn't true. What he does say is that water needs to be diverted from the Central Valley to the South - never minding that they get their water from two different places. But the central valley is where the farms are. Your grocery bill is going up. By the way there is protection for the Delta Smelt in Northern California, where water is more plentiful, but none of that prevents water from getting to the central valley (which is fed from the Sacramento Delta) or Southern California (whose water comes from the Sierra Nevadas).
• (holy shit this is only the end of page 2)
• Close and wall up the borders.
• Fuck the 14th amendment. Seriously. It doesn't say what we've all agreed it says for the last 160 years. I guess this means we have to deport Baron Trump. UPDATE: About 30 seconds after I published this came word that 22 states including my own sued to block this one. Welcome to day two.
• Accept no more refugees, and maybe kick out most of the ones we took in.
• Get rid of Electric Cars (sorry Elon) and any other policy that could help reduce out impact on the environment.
• Deploy US troops to the southern border. We're going to invade Mexico.
• Tarriff the fuck out of everyone. Yes, it has come up again.
• Give everyone he appoints immediate Security Clearance, so that they can do their jobs while they go through the task of getting a security clearance. In other words, he appoints, they get the clearance. This is a fucking landmine. Some of his appointments have track records of supporting Russia, China, and Iran.
• Oh, by the way the Southern Border is now a National Emergency. Remember those troops we're sending there. Now they can shoot at things/people.
• Revoke the security clearances of 50 specific people. Here's the Enemies List.
• Oh, and again the civil service is no more. Hire only people that pass our own loyalty tests.
• We are leaving the World Health Organization. Here comes another Pandemic. Probably one that's worse than COVID-19.
• Puts a 75 day pause on the TikTok ban. And then probably do nothing.
• Commuted the sentences of 14 traitors, and gave unconditional pardons to everyone involved in the deaths of 5 police officers. Law and Order party my ass.
• Reject every treaty we've ever been involved with when it comes to the Environment.
• There is an executive order that basically just says "Prices, I demand that you get lower!" Seriously. Nothing about how to do it, but to just do it in spite of all the orders signed today that will make that impossible.
• Oops! Hiring freeze! I’m sure he didn't mean that for your job. I'm sure.
• Any rules about to be implemented? Fuhguddaboudit! They will be re-reviewed.
• You can't work from home any more if you work for the government.
• There is a whole memorandum about ending the weaponization of the Federal Government, which to the best of my knowledge never happened. They weren't against you because of your politics, they were against you because you're a CRIMINAL.
• Revoke 78 of Biden's Executive orders. The list is quite specific and can be found here. It includes rescinding hiring protections for trans people (remember, they don't exist anymore), the Biden ethics council, all of the various COVID-19 panels and departments, and interestingly enough revoking the order that Biden used to revoke so many of the new/old guy's previous executive orders. Oh, and the price savings Biden had built into Medicare? Those are gone too. Insulin prices are going back up.
• You can't fly flags at half-staff on inauguration day. Hoist them back up fellas. By the way, the flags in Washington DC, which is controlled by The Parks Service, were still at half-staff in honor of Jimmy Carter during this inauguration. The service said it was so cold outside they couldn't move the ropes.

I show you all of this because this is what the White House PUBLISHED. It is known that over 200 Executive Orders were put in place. We also now know that they're not going to publish them all. Nazi Skinhead Fuckface (Steve Miller) flat out said so on January 19th. This is the DISTRACTION. The real damage is as of yet unknown.

Not in those orders: The fact that he fired the head of the Coast Guard for being a Woman.

The new/old guy is a Domestic Threat to this nation, and that's just in what he says. Wait until you see what he does.. 

A quick note about the Fires in Southern California: The latest conspiracy I've seen is to blame the fires on Billionaires Stewart and Lynda Resnick, because they control 58% of the water supply in Kern County, which is the first county north of Los Angeles, but part of the Central Valley. Neither they nor the Governor are to blame for hydrants running dry. It's the fault of a system not built to handle the capacity of water necessary to fight so many fires simultaneously. The water was available, but the system just couldn't get it there fast enough. I know we want someone to blame for the tragedy this has been - that's natural. How about looking at Capitol Hill?

About Biden pardoning his family... I don't give a fuck about the optics, Jon Stewart. I just don't. He's defending his family against a Nazi regime. He's allowed this one. I'd rather not have future high school children learn about his descendants as if they were Ann Frank.

And because I love you and you deserve a break, here's I'm With Her doing an inspired remake: