I get really sick of people arguing against the new health care system. Most of it hasn't kicked in yet but the stuff that has is really good. It has affected my own family in that my son has insurance even though he is away at college - he would have been dropped from my coverage before the new law. I'm biased and I admit it.
That said, one thing I'm sick of is the whole "I'm not going to do it" or "I'm going to burn my non-existent Obamacare Card" or "If it's so great why don't members of Congress or the President go on it?" The argument is false and most people don't seem to realize it.
EVERYONE is on Obamacare. I am. You are. Congress is. The President is. People who get Medicare are. All of us. The system was designed so that a low-cost mechanism could be created for people who didn't have health insurance. Those of us who already had it keep what we had. In other words, in keeping what I have I have Obamacare.
This is the system working. If you've already got health insurance nothing has changed. The new law says you are covered exactly as you have been. Better even, now that there are no lifetime ceilings on coverage and prescriptions. This is because you have Obamacare.
The politicians telling you Obamacare is going to ruin everything have health care. They have Obamacare. The ones telling you it is the greatest thing since sliced bread have health care. They have Obamacare. Every single pundit and pontificator with a suit and an opinion you see on TV and hear on the Radio has health insurance. They have Obamacare.
People who don't have health insurance coverage aren't the people telling you what to think. Telling you what to think pays well and generally comes with health insurance. In other words, people who have Obamacare are telling you not to get what they have and enjoy. That's just wrong.
If you don't have insurance now this is going to cost you money. Let's be honest about it. You weren't spending anything on health insurance and the law requires you to do so. But if you're fortunate enough to live in a state that is setting up their health insurance exchanges like the law prescribes (California, New York, New Jersey) the cost of getting health insurance has come down dramatically, and it's going to get lower once federal subsidies kick in. If you live in a state that isn't following the rules (Oklahoma, Florida, Mississippi) or making up their own (Arkansas) then you're probably a bit screwed. It's hard to tell just yet, but it's funny that the loudest complaints are coming from people in these states who are trying to tell you not to get Obamacare. Remember, these people actually have it themselves.
But even with all of that, it's going to cost you more if you actually get sick speaking for myself, I get 2-3 colds a year. The cost of seeing the doctor and getting the medications, plus lost work, all add up to more money than the insurance would cost. I've also dislocated my shoulder twice, had 3 hospital stays, and a surgery where an organ was removed. If you had been me without health insurance you'd be fucked.
And I'm pretty ordinary.
The law requires you to have auto insurance. We don't call that one "Auto-care". We call that one common sense and protection for us all. Obamacare is the same way. It's for everyone, and everyone benefits. And in point of fact, the odds are good that if you can read this, you're already on it.
I handle money for a living, and I know this.
Cheap shots:
Speakng of Obamacare, why does the Republicant party hate God so much?
The financial mess that is happening in Detroit right now is
terrible. A lot of people are probably going to lose their pensions. But there
is a bigger picture that I would like you to consider about this - that this is
a micro-cosmic example of what the Republican Party wants to do to Social
Security and the country as a whole. It would be a disaster for us all and the
parallels are easy to draw.
You see, government employees in Detroit and many other
cities in Michigan don't get Social Security. Instead of paying into Social
Security like the rest of us do they paid into a pension fund and this fund is
where their retirement monies come from. The average payout per year is $19K.
Some people make more, but most of the ones who do have earned it. Policemen.
Firemen. One retired police captain makes $90K in his pension but he got shot
at 6 times and stabbed twice. I think he earned it.
Let's be clear about this - the only pensions what are
subject to being slashed are those who belong to city employees and retired
city employees. No one else. These people paid into the system, many times
treating the monies as deferred income - taking a pay cut in the now to have
the money later, and that money is going to be gone.
The city of Detroit has been badly mismanaged. No doubt
about it. It was once the 4th largest city in the U.S. and now has a population
of about 700,000. Many parts of the city look like a ghost town. Sure, there
are external factors like a terrible economy and an auto industry on the skids
for a while, but ultimately the job of the city managers is to anticipate for
these events and ride out the hard times. They failed, and now these people
have nothing.
The Republican party talks about vouchers and retirement
funds as a replacement to Social Security. They talk about using the stock
market to bring about a better return on your money than putting your money aside
in Social Security would provide. And done right it can work. So do you think
the managers of Detroit thought they were doing it wrong when they invested the
pension plans and lost so much money?
That's the real problem - while it can be done right and you
can be made rich by investing the truth of the matter is that a lot of people
don't. A lot of funds lose money and many experts get it wrong as to how each
will perform. Remember when the analysts on CNBC predicted that people's money
at Bear-Stearns was safe and they collapsed the SAME DAY? A lot of people who
play in the stock market these days are looking for a get rich quick return and
most of those people lose money. Investing is for the long haul and if you try
to do anything else all you are doing is gambling.
This, among other things, is what happened in Detroit and
why 91,000 people are going to find themselves in poverty or worse because
their pensions have been taken away from them. Because they used a system other
than Social Security and it got screwed up. No one, not ever, has lost their
savings because of Social Security. Despite what you hear, until people fuck
with it, Social Security is doing fine and doing what it is supposed to do.
Nothing else can make that claim when it comes to pensions.
Or private accounts. Or anything like what has happened to the people who relied
on the city of Detroit for their retirements. Next time you consider
alternatives to what has happened here, really take a closer look at Detroit.
I am addressing you as such because you’ve held so many
titles over the years I don’t really know which to use. Madame Senator? Madame
Secretary? Hillary? I’ll stick to what I’d use if I were writing a letter,
which coincidentally is what I am doing. I am here to urge you NOT to run for
President.
Don’t get me wrong – I think you’d be a good president. I’d
vote for you. I think that Bill Clinton would make a great first lady. I’m just
not sure that you or anyone else could survive what you will have to go through
to become President and to run the country effectively. You’re a good
campaigner and 2008 showed that. You put in one hell of a race and the
Democratic Party loves you. If you were to run you could probably get the
nomination without too much trouble.
That’s not the problem. It’s the general election that will
be bruising. It will be the ugliest Presidential election in the history of
this country. Much uglier than when the opposition were just trying to stop the
black kid.
For starters, let’s remember that there are people in the Republican
Party who believe in all their hearts that you murdered a man. All the crap you
had to put up with on Benghazi is nothing compared to the movies that will come
out regarding the death of Vince Foster. Hell, they’ve been ready for eight
years for this one.
Because you’re a woman, and a smart woman, you will have to
face things that the Kenyan-Muslim-Marxist black boy never had to face. Come
across too strong and you’re a bitch. Come across too week and you’re a soap
opera. Come across too smart and you’re ugly. Come across too dumb and you’re a
Fox News anchor. It’s a very fine line and most women with your skill set don’t
have to deal with it because they don’t need to be liked by huge segments of
the population – but you would have to. It’s not fair. It’s horribly unfair.
But it is what it is.
Remember that campaign stop in 2008 where you did a shot and
a beer with the locals? That’s going to be used against you. You’ll be
portrayed as a “Girls Gone Wild” cautionary tale.
Nude photos of you exist. You know this because of the
college you went to – they took photos of everyone as part of a study
conducted. Those photos are going to come out. So will many many fake ones.
Women who look like you are going to get paid a lot of money to pretend to be
you in porn.
You are going to be portrayed as an old hag. Face it, you’re
going to celebrate your 69th birthday in the middle of the campaign
(Full disclosure – I will be celebrating my 52nd). The last three
Presidents, including your husband, were young men with a penchant for
appearing virile in public. After a quarter century of young men in the job
being an older woman is a disadvantage in a country that dropped Brooke Shields
from magazine covers shortly after she graduated high school. Notice that the
men being groomed on the Republican side for 2016 are all young – this is no
accident. Again, it’s not fair but it is what it is.
You’re going to be portrayed as out of touch because you’re
not holding public office currently. Yes, it will have only been for a short
time and others have done it successfully, including Bill Clinton, but it’s
still going to happen.
You’re going to be portrayed as an ultra-liberal. You’re not
one (Full disclosure – I know this because I AM one and you are very little
like me) but it’s still going to happen. It takes a village? Health Care
Reform? All of the child advocacy work you’ve done in your life?
You’re going to be portrayed as a war-mongering reactionary.
You’ve supported wars and military actions over the past 15 years that
Republicans have also supported, but have only done so half-heartedly when
someone in the opposition also supports it. Drones became a part of foreign policy
under your watch and they’re going to hang that around your neck, especially if
Rand Paul becomes the Republican nominee.
You’re going to be pilloried because you have been a successful
lawyer. If there is anything that the Republican party has shown public disdain
for, it’s a litigator and you’ve been a very successful one. Never mind the
fact that there are many successful litigators in office who are Republicans.
Remember, trial lawyers are the problem with the legal system and the huge
awards that get handed out when a corporation gets caught doing wrong.
Whitewater. It’s coming back and Darryl Issa will be leading
the charge. Or something.
The ghost of Monica Lewinski will make a comeback. Not Ms.
Lewinski herself but the specter of what she meant and the damage done to your
marriage. It will be used as character assassination and people will use the
fact that your husband strayed as a judgment on you. It’s not fair, but it is
what it is. Women get blamed for their husband’s infidelities all the time.
Ever see a movie?
Your re-shaping of the role of First Lady will be examined
in minute detail. So will the anticipated role of your husband as First Dude.
Who will be in charge, Bill or Hillary? You will be portrayed as a vessel and a
puppet of the master manipulator that is your husband. You will be portrayed as
nothing more than a shadow and the instrument of Bill Clinton running the
country again.
Your hairstyle, whatever that will be and whatever it was,
will be a campaign issue.
Dick Morris’ head will explode, and you’re going to be
blamed. Okay, that one’s a positive. I have to grant that.
You are a smarter person than any of the men being groomed
to run on the Republican side for 2016. How do men react when confronted with a
woman who is smarter than they are? Do they accept it graciously? Hell no. They
lash out and find any method of attack they can. Men in general do not have a
great track record in reacting to the words of a woman who is smarter than they
are. Men don’t want women to be smarter than they are. It’s horribly unfair,
but it is what it is.
If you win the nomination the Republicans are going to try
to resurrect Mike Huckabee. Mike Huckabee would be the worst thing this country
could have as a President. He’s a misogynistic jackass who knows how to portray
himself as likeable, has a history in the same state you have, and like any
other preacher has no business running this country. But he could win – he’s
very good at public appearances and has more charisma than you do.
All kinds of bullshit is going to climb out of the woodwork.
In an age where a college dropout can edit video together so that it means
whatever he wants it to mean and forces a charity to close their doors the
level of meanness that will come out will be unprecedented. You are going to
have to deal with things far worse than I have written about here – things even
I haven’t imagined. It’s going to be ugly as all hell and more expensive than
any election prior.
We need a Democrat to follow up the Obama administration. If
that doesn’t happen, all of the good works he has accomplished will be
dismantled. That is what the Republicans are going to run on in 2016, do not
doubt that. You are the front-runner right now. But I’m not certain the country
can take a situation WORSE than one where half of congress thinks of the
President of The United States as “that boy who doesn’t know his place.” If the
next President is someone that an entire branch of government thinks of as a
person who “doesn’t know their place” the obstructionism we are experiencing
now will look like the good old days.
Having said all of that, I want to be wrong. I will happily
be wrong. I also don’t see anyone else in the party stepping up or even being
capable of stepping up. I don’t have a better solution. Also, listening to me
would only prove that you have no business running anything – I should not be
your advisor under any circumstances.
So I guess we wait and see if I’m wrong or not.
Cheap Shots (remember to drink a shot for every curse word.
I’m drinking rum today):
If your congresscritter is one of the people who voted this down, you should hunt them down and tase them.
Really? This guy? Please please please please please make him the nominee. On another note what the HELL happened to politico.com? Someone turned off their bullshit detectors...
Well, since I started writing Detroit went un-bankrupt. Mostly because a federal judge called bullshit on how it was done.
And because I love you, Daft Punk featuring Paul Williams.
Hey there kids! Did you miss me? I haven't ranted in more
than 9 months. Not that I haven't wanted to and believe you me there has been
plenty to talk about. It's just that I don't find this as much fun as I used to.
I'm also busy as all hell these days.
We have reached a point in American discourse and politics
where parody and sarcasm can't keep up with reality. As a nation we are
whipping ourselves into a lather over things that mean very little if anything
at all, and are just sitting in complacency as our political system becomes so
fractured that it can't put together more than a dozen laws in 6 months. And
two of those name office buildings. One calls for national peanut butter month.
I honestly wish I knew what to do about it. What concerns me
is that I'm starting to think we've bypassed the point where it can be fixed.
Are you aware that there is a massive protest going on right now because a beer
company, trying to sell beer, didn't mention "God" in an ad? Are you
aware that the current approach to pass the farm bill in the house of
representatives includes repealing the law that says they have to pass the law?
Are you aware that an 18 year-old kid is facing terrorism charges because he
was sarcastic on the internet? Are you aware that the owners of the plant in
West, Texas that blew up a couple of months ago were just awarded a NEW tax
break in Texas?
Are you aware that the government of Florida may have
accidentally banned the internet (to my friends in Florida - viva la
revolucion!)? Are you aware that the current government shakeup in Egypt is
even more profound than the one covered two years ago by all the news networks?
Are you aware that there are thousands of servicemen, all discharged under
don't ask don't tell, who cannot find work because in some states their
discharges are considered felonies? Are you aware that it is illegal for a man
to buy more than 3 drinks at a time in Nevada?
Are you aware that fracking caused an explosion yesterday
that killed 4 people? Are you aware of the tanker explosion in Canada that
killed 40 this past weekend? Are you aware that Pearl Jam just announced a
North American tour? Are you aware that Randy Travis may be drinking himself to
death? Are you aware that a bill has been introduced in the House of
Representatives that would allow you to legally record conversations between
you and your government without notice?
Are you aware that the sequester is still in effect? Are you
aware that California has a balanced budget and a monetary surplus?
How does one even respond to all of the bullshit flying
through the air around you? You can only hang your head to the side and shrug
saying "you're kidding" under muted breath for so long before you
strain something aside from incredulity.
For a long time now I have fought against those who would
promote stupidity believing that they were in the minority. That no longer
appears to be true. Stupidity is taking over at such a pace that most no longer
recognize it as such. This is a trend that goes back 50 years, but the people who
were bit-by-bit eroded of the ability to get an education are now the people in
charge and they're all saying "well, if it worked for me!" without
recognizing the fact that it DIDN'T WORK FOR THEM EITHER. But alas, again,
stupidity reigns.
I have said from my earliest days that we need to fight the
stupid, and I have come to the realization that I'm not smart enough to know
how. Colonel Kurtz is muttering "the irony, the irony" under his
breath just as Martin Sheen hacks off his head.
But, I do consider myself one of the Greater Fools, so I'm
probably not going to shut up and you would be wise not to bet on it. I don't
know how often I will rant in the upcoming days/weeks/parsecs. But it will be a
number greater than zero. I will at least try.
Cheap shots (take a drink for every swear word - my elected
poison is gin):
I move that the political lexicon be changed. It's not
pro-life. It's
pro-birth. If you're pro-life then you give a shit after the child is born
as well. Otherwise you should be forced to scream into the newborn's face,
"This is SPARTA!!!"
Mos Def goes someplace
you would never want to go. If you don't find it disturbing then shoot
yourself in the head - you won't feel that either.
