Rand Paul tests Positive for COVID-19. Karma's a bitch and she wishes you a "speedy" recovery.
Dan Rather says, "pay less attention to Trump until he starts telling the truth."
The masks and tests he keeps touting don't exist. Those emergency powers he say's he's invoked he hasn't, that Google website doesn't exist, those medical ships he proposed don't have medical staffs and the ones that do haven't been called in, that Malaria drug has NOTHING to do with COVID-19, there is no cure on the horizon, the DID know this could happen as the previous administration warned them it could, and Peter Alexander is an excellent reporter.
Michael Moated, running as the Republican in the race for the Congressional TX-26 seat, is a creeper on underage girls on social media.
Bill Barr, the most recent "adult in the room" in the Trump administration, has petitioned Trump to suspend the Constitution. Remember, this is the head of the Department of Justice.
Finally, if you do the long math and the election in November is suspended, Nancy Pelosi doesn't become President. Patrick Leahy does. The terms of members of the House expire January 3rd, so there will be no Speaker of the house. The terms of the President and Vice President expire on the 20th. 33 Senators will have their terms expire on the 3rd. That leave 67 Senators with a clear Democratic Party Majority. Patrick Leahey, whose terms doesn't expire thanks to the staggered terms of Senators becomes Majority Leader, as he is Minority Leader now. He becomes President.
Unless the Senate elects a NEW Minority Leader, Like Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren or Cory Booker or Kamala Harris or some other Democrat who isn't running for re-election this year.
I have one of those rare jobs that I can do from home, and I have been since before the shelter in place orders were given. But lots of people can't and I notice that many of them still working do so for minimum wage. Help THEM, you congressional motherfuckers. The bill the Senate is discussing today is welfare for corporations. The corporations have stayed home and we're mostly fine. If the minimum wage workers go home the country collapses in a week.
Tip your delivery person healthily. They deserve it. Tip the guy working the counter at 7-11 too.
And because I love you, the Late Kenny Rodgers