Tuesday, March 10, 2020

New Knowledge

Things I know now that I didn’t last time I posted here:


  1. There is such a thing as “Corona Virus Hoaxers”. They were at CPAC. They have been quarantined. No joke.
  2. Voter suppression of blacks is so real that the mayor of Kansas City, MO couldn’t vote today because he had been purged from the rolls.
  3. The biggest dive EVER in the stock market has happened on Trump’s watch. By any measure.
  4. The Secretary of Health and Human Services has no idea how many Americans have been tested for COVID-19
  5. One of the Epicenters of the spread of the Virus in the U.S. was a meeting of a Biotech company in Boston, attended by Italians who didn’t know they were infected as well as 175 managers from around the globe.
  6. Not having Universal Healthcare might just be more expensive than having it.
  7. There are still old-fashioned honest real Republicans out there. Ask the Mayor of Sterling Heights, MI.
  8. Apparently Trump, who hasn’t been tested, won’t get the virus because he doesn’t sleep – and despite having shook hands with at least a dozen people who have been exposed.
  9. That Rand Paul has no interest in exposing Patient Zero at CPAC.
  10. COVID-19 can be spread through toilet paper. No kidding.
  11. That not only is there a “Disney’s Jungle Cruise” movie coming this summer, it actually looks like good mindless fun.
  12. Immigration courts are not allowed to have posters up talking about the Corona Virus.
  13. Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking more and more like Melania every day.
  14. Joe Biden can still swear

And because I love you, Little River Band, from an album you can't get in the U.S. anymore.

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