It's my Gran's birthday today (she would have been 106 and already have drunk you under the table) so let's get straight to the Cheap Shots!
So.... Hawkeye Pierce may get sent back to Korea because the Secretary of State isn't getting enough sleep.
So who had money that the first country that we'd have to formally apologize to was Great Britain?
Say goodbye to all of this.
And also say goodbye to the law firm of Boot, Thimble and Wheelbarrow.
If there was such a thing as a National Public Newspaper he'd probably cut that too.
"The budget request also proposes wasting technologies already in space."
Ireland is not Nigeria, Mr. Trump. And ooh, the Irish response. Those are a people who know how to throw an insult. If you only follow one of my links, this is the one.
I hope that "these people" don't wait too long to realize that they are actually "those people".
Don't you kind of miss having a First Lady?
I would love to know what she told him between photo ops.
Because the Irish are great at insults, here is how to properly make and drink a Fianna Pucker Fucker:
Ingredients:
1 oz. Green Apple Pucker (more Green Apple Pucker drinks)
1 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey (more Jameson Irish Whiskey drinks)
Guinness (Or Killian's Irish Red) (more Guinness drinks)
Instructions:
Chill the first two ingredients and strain through ice into a shot glass. Shoot and slam the entire chaser afterwards.
Find a whiff of scandal, get fired, profit.
Did Trump just call Fox fake news
Still more proof that Trump doesn't understand what mocking means.
So "Sending in the Feds" actually amounts to nothing, right?
Again, Justin Trudeau brings on the awesome.
And because I love you, enjoy The Rumjacks!
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