Thursday, August 13, 2020

Your concern is trolling...

 If I may note a couple of things for our Republican Colleagues:

1) Shut the fuck up. You weren't going to like ANYONE that Biden picked. You were going to say that anyone he picked would be a mistake. Your concern is trolling.

2) Shut the Fuck up. She was born in California. She's an American. End of story.

3) Shut the fuck up. Stop making statements about how "black" Kamala Harris is. That worked so well for you idiots the last time around, after all.

4) Shut the fuck up. Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to refer to Ms. Harris as "Marge Simpson"? The American people adore Marge Simpson.

5) Shut the fuck up. Stop giving me your excuses about trying to "save" the Postal Service. You're not. In fact, doing anything whatsoever to slow the postal service is a felony. As in "go to Leavenworth" felony.

6) Shut the fuck up. No one takes Kanye West's candidacy seriously. We know you're behind it. But at least we've now got a reason to send Jared Kushner to prison - he can't be working on both campaigns.

7) Shut the fuck up. Ending the Payroll tax is an horrific idea. It kills Social Security and Medicare in one fell swoop. 

8) Shut the fuck up. Do you honestly think Ronald Reagan would have accepted Marjorie Greene? So do I. And that shows how deep your problem really is.

9) Shut the fuck up. "Nasty" hasn't been an effective way to demean a woman since Janet Jackson sang about it. Why do bullies always insist upon nicknames?

10) Shut the fuck up. Tucker Carlson is a racist. Stop defending him. He just is.

11) Shut the FUCK UP. The United State's response to COVID-19 has been embarrassingly terrible. I mean, the kind of terrible we usually use to refer to North Korea, of The Sudan. We're not leading. We're not following. We are the subject of PITY.

12) Shut the fuck up. Yes, this is the worst job any administration has done with the economy/.Not best; worst. 

13) Shut the fuck up. If you find yourself starting to talk about stuff like this, maybe consider stopping.

14) Shut the fuck up. Puerto Rico and D.C. both get to decide if they want to become states. Afraid you'll never win the Senate again? What does that tell you about your message? Need a hint?

15) Shut the fuck up. We do not need to reopen our schools until we have solved for COVID-19. We do not need to re-open the economy until we have solved for COVID-19. 

16) Shut the fuck up and put a mask on. 

17) Shut the fuck up. If you are in politics loyalty is to the Country first. Always the Country First. And that means the Constitution - you remember your first day in office? They makes you swears, precious. You swears!

18) Shut the fuck up, whomever is using Herman Cain's twitter account. The man died. Allow him some semblance of dignity. Or at least respect. You at least respected him, right? See item #10.

19) Shut the fuck up. ANTIFA are NOT fascists. You keep on using that word as if it were interchangeable with other words. It is not. I AM ANTIFA.

20) Your ideas don't work. They belong on history's scrap heap, with Nazis, Fascists, Racists, and a whole bunch of other words you keep using wrong. Just shut the fuck up.

And because I love you, Cory Wong and Cody Fry:




1 comment:

  1. Oh, and Kamala Harris isn't Tyler Perry. Chut the fuck up.

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