If you were involved in a drinking game tonight I
will send flowers to your funeral. I didn't watch, becaue obvs.
Meanwhile, if you missed it, here is the return of Triumph
the Insult Comic Dog
Cheap Shots:
You think you have a tough job? Meet
this guy.
Here’s your fucking
medal. Bye now.
As of this writing the Iowa results are still a mess. But I
notice that the only people to declare victory are two
white guys.
Me: There is no such thing as a perfect movie. Nicholas Cage:
Hold
my Beer.
How about you just
take a fucking knee?
He’s a Bond
Villain, right?
Who else could claim something was rigged to have
no apparent winner? Over Iowa’s embarrassingly small delegate count
too.
And because I love you I must ask, are you a Man or a
Muppet?
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