Made it to Friday

Well, we all made it to another Friday so it's time to break out the Gin and decant some wine. Time for…

Cheap shots (get your drink on):

Give some love to Sarah Howard.

Dude, don't start your campaign by stealing a song.

Dude, don't start your campaign by identifying yourself with the fuckwad who kidnapped Jaycee Dugard.

Compare, contrast, and think about it.

There are so many good jokes to be made about this, but fuck it - I want it to be mentioned in the next James Bond movie.

This may be the most honest thing the man has ever written.

John, face it - you could be going to jail for this stupid shit. Such a let-down.

The Bitch™ is even more stupid than we all thought.

So your strategy is based upon the idea that our parents are all selfish bastards.

Wow. Taking men out of an equation? What kind of freak is this man?

Ride into the sunset.

They will defend the freedom to say what they want you to say.

So how will the Republicant plan really affect you? There's an app for that.

And because I love you, Whitesnake (but not the obvious one - I like this one better even if does feature every single excess of 80s hair metal you can think of)