Dig the bass player's strut

Again, a very busy day for me, so no time to really think. I can tell you that yesterday Halliburton was at a conference in San Francisco, talking to companies about safety valves for drilling. Specifically about buy them from Halliburton. I stole a soda from their snack tray.

Anyway, I'm just going to do what Huffington does and give you…

Cheap shots (get your drink on - you can upgrade to double shots if you're Charlie Sheen):

Fuck all y'all.

Yes, the top political interviewer of our age is the comedian.

This is hella cool.

Karma is a bitch, motherfucker.

I wonder if his favorite song is Al Stewart's "Time Passages".

I have to ask, what the hell is Shepherd Smith doing on Faux?

General strike? On a Saturday?

Somebody please tase Nebraska State Senator Mark Christensen.

Wow - it's as if they were looking to actually solve the problem.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - this fucker is probably the most dangerous of the people trying to become President on the Republicant side.

Rachel Maddow vs. the "facts".

"Fair and Balanced" isn't just limited to Faux.

This brings a whole new picture to their marriage that I never wanted to know. (Go ahead, have that drink.)

I wonder if Ike would still be a Republican today? I'm guessing no.

Returning to Tripoli soon? Again, I'm guessing no.

All of these assholes who are "defending the Constitution" should take a moment or two and actually read the fucking thing.

Boycott Koch. For some people it won't be easy.

And because I love you, Vanilla Fudge